Monday, December 3, 2012

Green Line on Baltimore

Short thick white guy with a pug, both of you encased in sturdy black canvas: dog in a little quilted coat, dude in black Carhartt overalls (flap down), black sneakers, probably several black tops/sweaters/sweatshirts, heavy coat, and a great giant knitted black cowl that you pulled over your bald head as you went inside for a giant bag of croissants.

You fed the birds and your dog, then went back for your own iced coffee.

In terms of style AND stewardship, my friend, YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Tender Penn kid

I SAW YOU crossing the bridge at Locust Walk over 38th street.  You were very slim, in form-fitting clothing: leopard print thermal longsleeve T, skintight black jeans just above the ankle, below-the-ankle black socks (peds), maroon slightly pointy and metallic-ish oxfords.  Hornrimmed glasses and a poetic haircut (shaved almost to the skin on the sides, with a short scruff of pomaded curls laid to the side on top).

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Another Mohawk on 40th Street

August 30th, 40th Street and Locust Walk:

I SAW YOU: riding a bike, with giant Mohawk.  Extra points for bi-pride color theme.  You are DOING IT RIGHT!

Lace, chains, and ELEGANCE

Doubleheader of WIN at the Fresh Grocer on 40th: 2 different men in 2 different checkout lines, both 50+, short-haired African Americans, both in muted colors, short-sleeve button down shirts, pants.  One had an amazing crocheted dickie-slash-lace-collar under the open button-down; the other had a handful of giant bright gold rings and 3 tiny diamond stud with gold chain loop earrings in his ear.  Gentlemen!  You are both DOING IT RIGHT! 

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Michael Jackson

Saw you on the street, walking with a friend on Chestnut around 10th or so.  Wanted to holler approval out the window at you, but I was driving, and I try not to harass people from cars.

You: slender, long black moist hair, loose waves, low ponytail; white T shirt; white socks; tight black ankle-length pants; black shoes; gunmetal shimmery overshirt-style blouse.

Chestnut Street Michael Jackson, you are doing it RIGHT.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Fly Guy

While this is mostly about fashion, this deserves commemoration:

46th and Hazel, Saturday afternoon

Guy at corner taking pictures with cell phone camera.  "No one's gonna effing believe this," he says, chortling to himself, documenting two flies TOTALLY DOING IT.

Fly Guy, you're doing it RIGHT.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

46th and Baltimore

Best crusty* + dog duo ever:

Crusty lite (part hippie--remains of tan cargo pants that match tan dreads) with a tiny fluffy puppy, almost all fur.

You're doing it RIGHT!

Monday, April 9, 2012

Monday at Noon

Best mohawk* I've seen all day: RAINBOW, with buzzed sides.  Coordinated with some kind of rainbow floral leg tattoo?  Not quite sure, but girl in black on 40th at Locust, YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

SNOW BALLS

When I left the house this morning, car windshields on my block were elegantly frosted with snow.

And the car right in front of my house?  Someone had lovingly drawn a giant penis and balls in the snow on the driver's side windshield.  Presumably with a finger.

Keeping it classy!

You're Doing It RIGHT.