Short thick white guy with a pug, both of you encased in sturdy black canvas: dog in a little quilted coat, dude in black Carhartt overalls (flap down), black sneakers, probably several black tops/sweaters/sweatshirts, heavy coat, and a great giant knitted black cowl that you pulled over your bald head as you went inside for a giant bag of croissants.
You fed the birds and your dog, then went back for your own iced coffee.
In terms of style AND stewardship, my friend, YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT.
