Doubleheader!
Giant dog off-leash at the park, you ran right over to my toddler's bagel and cream cheese, placed delicately on a napkin in the grass as she ran off in search of gravel. Ate it all in one big bite.
Your dude came running after you. Upon hearing, "Hey! Your dog just ate my daughter's sandwich," he immediately offered to pay for it, and whipped out a five.
Dog and man, you are BOTH DOING IT RIGHT.
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